#8 Jokes (Security Guard)

I don't understand why some employees hire security guards that doesn't speak or understand english and malay.Like you know you are working in Malaysia and gonna deal with Malaysian.This is what I had with a security guard today

Me : Bhaiya do u know where is the information counter?
He : I don't know english
Me : You answered me in English saying you don't know english.Okay well...Bhaiya macam mana mau pergi kaunter informasi?
He : Saya tak paham bahasa melayu
Me : Again you realise you are saying you don't know malay in malay right.
He : Hindi malum eh sir?(Do you understand hindi)
Me : Yeah thoda thoda (Abit abit)

Now I have to put all my broken hindi into sentences.Thank God I knew abit of hindi thanks to bolywood movies and shah rukh khan.After spending a long time speaking broken hindi and hand signs he manage to understand and showed me the directions and now here is where shit got real

Me : Aiyoo kadavulle...phewww (omg pheww)
He : Nengge tamil ah? Na tamil pesuven? (Are you tamil? I speak tamil)

Like seriously...I spend such a long time being shah rukh khan and asking you simple directions and you are telling me that you speak tamil.It's okay I'm done for the day I'l just walk away

Me : Nandri bhaiya
He : Nandri sir