#16 Jokes (Emma Watson Is Bae)

Yesterday I went to my aunty house for dinner. She is one of those aunties that is so worried about my singlehood and while eating this happened

Me : *cough* *cough*
She : Someone is thinking of you
Me : What?
She : If you cough while eating it means someone is thinking of you
Me : Ooo...its Emma Watson
She : Who is she?Your girlfriend ah?Indian ah?
Me : Hmmm...yeah I'll bring her home for Deepavali next time
She : Awww okay