#4 Jokes (Small girl)

Have you ever heard of this proverb "When God closes one door he always opens another one" sometimes this works and sometimes vice versa and I think in my case he closed all the possible doors

I went to this speedmart near my house a place I usually visit and all of a sudden today I saw a good looking girl in the counter and I was like "Now I have a reason to come here quite often".When things going well this happen a small girl came running towards me shouting "Daddy! Daddy! look at mummy" and I was like "When did this happen so far I'm concern I had no action going on in my life" after shouting that small girl runaway

The girl in the counter gave me that weird look and I said "That is not mine I have a erectile dysfunction" and that is the last time Im visiting that speedmart