Promoter Dilemma

Have you ever been in a situation where a promoter comes and promote a product to you and you have no idea what is it? And after he left you wonder why he promote it to you? And what made him think you need it?

Yeap that's what happened to me today.I was waiting outside this one CIMB just now and a promoter came to me...

He : Abang,nak try ubat ni? Ubat ni untuk kuatkan badan dan tingkatkan prestasi abang
Me : Ubat apa ni? Vitamin supplement ker?
He : Ni kalau abang kerja siang dan malam kalau abang penat nanti makan ubat ni abang kuat
Me : Kalau malam habis kerja penat tidur je la
He : Kalau tidur nanti isteri tak happy
Me : Huh?

An uncle who overheard our conversation came and said

Uncle : Ni untuk orang tua...mana ada budak muda nak beli
Me : Kenapa orang tua jer beli? Ubat apa ni?
He : Nak try ke bang?
Me : Takpela tak mahu.Terima kasih
He : Takpe bang ni kad saya kalau abang nak beli abang boleh contact saya.Sekarang ada promosi

After he left I was wondering what was he talking about and I saw his card it's written "Tingkatkan kejantanan anda" and that's when it made sense.He was actually talking about my manhood.Walao now I feel offended lor.There goes my self esteem.What made him think I need it.Damn you promoter.Thanks for making my day horrendous