My Twin Nieces Saga

When the universe acts again you whatever opportunity you get will go to waste

Today I bought my twin nieces to the playground and suddenly an Indian girl approached me and start talking to me.Like how rare for a girl to approach a boy and talk

Girl : Hi...I've never seen u before in this park
Me : Hi...yeah it's my first time here
Girl : You are alone here?
Me : No..Im with my twin nieces.There they are
Girl : Awww they look so cute and they really look alike
Me : Well they are twins for a reason
Girl : Hahahaha yeah
Me : Soooo...thats yourrrrr???
Girl : That's my nephew...I came to my sis house for sem break
Me : That's great
Girl : What's great?
Me : Nothing nothing

Well things were going pretty well till both my nieces ran towards me and said

Niece 1 : Appa appa pls carry me to the swing

Niece 2 : Carry me also appa..she doesn't want to help me
Girl : They are your kids...you lied?
Me : No..no..no..they are not
Girl : Kids don't lie.You should be proud of being a father
Me : Hey I'm not even married

After she left

Both nieces : hahaha Anne come let's play swing

Me : Now I'm anne...you know what leonardo di caprio shouldn't have won the oscar but both of you should have

Both nieces : Come anne let's play (pulling my hand)

Me : hmmm come let's play 😭😭😭