I'm Malaysia

I am Malaysia.I'm 59 years old.I'm from southeast asia and I'm a mix blood (3 major types and many other types).I have 14 kids and everyone of them are special in their own way. I do things a bit differently from the rest of the world actually totally different. This are a few things Malaysia do differently

1. We are rojak,from language to food to culture.I can eat nasi lemak for breakfast thosai for lunch and char kuey toew for dinner

2. We are interested in other race festival then ours simply because of angpow

3. We are always on the way ,around the corner and finding for parking

4. Talking about parking,we park anywhere we want.It's not my father's road but I do.I'm responsible so I left my no just call me okay

5. We have the best comedians here ehem ehem I meant Harith Iskander

6. We blame everything on traffic jam when late (What kind of Malaysian I would be if I'm on time)

7. We are racist.Not to other race but to our own kind.Internal racism is to damn high here and if you are an Indian you know what I'm talking about

8. Exams are everything in life.If u fail in exam you fail in life

9. We always have that over achieving neighbour (Singapore)

10. We are constantly hungry.Makan and minum all the time.Jom ah lepak kat mamak

11. We always buffer because our internet potong stim

12. We have great keyboard warriors and our arena is in facebook pages

13. We want free gift.That free gift can actually influence my purchasing decision

14. La la la la...I'm not singing la.This is how we end our conversation.Boleh la okay la kautim la enna la

15. We are proud being ourselves and being Malaysian

This is Malaysia

Thank you